How do superstars stay cool?
With the help of their fans!
"Hey, why are you standing in the sun?"
"I am just drying my sweat."
At a store, a lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes she realized that the line wasn't moving at all.
She shouted at the cashier, "Is this line going to take all day long?"
The cashier replied, "Please step aside ma'am and come here. You are standing behind three mannequins."
I was trying to lose weight...
I saw cake...
Cake saw me...
Cake has now disappeared!!!