entertainment jokes

People can climb mountains,

People can scuba dive,

BUT THEY CAN'T MOVE THEIR THUMB TO TEXT ME BACK!

A boss bought a new BMW car. His employee congratulated and praised him. The boss said, “If you too would work hard, show sincerity, be punctual, don’t take leaves, work overtime, and meet deadlines then..."

“Then what, sir?” asked the employee eagerly.

“Then I can buy a car bigger than this!”

A public speaker could not believe his eyes when he saw just one man among the audience.

Nevertheless, he decided to go ahead with his speech. He asked him the reason for coming attending his speech.

The man replied, “It’s a hot day out there. The air conditioning is pretty good in here.”