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Favorite this joke A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Do you mean a martini?”
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it.”
A boy says to his friend, "Today my test results are out and my dad is at home. If I fail in one subject, text me saying ‘good morning to you’. If I fail in two, text me ‘Good morning to you and to your dad.’"
His friend agreed. Minutes later the boy gets a text from his friend. “Good morning to you and to your family and to your neighbors also!"
Whenever you feel sad...
It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”!
Not everyone enjoys singing ensembles...
It's an 'a-choir-ed' taste.
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