entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

The bartender asks, "Do you mean a martini?”

The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it.”

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posted by "Kee" |
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A boy says to his friend, "Today my test results are out and my dad is at home. If I fail in one subject, text me saying ‘good morning to you’. If I fail in two, text me ‘Good morning to you and to your dad.’"

His friend agreed. Minutes later the boy gets a text from his friend. “Good morning to you and to your family and to your neighbors also!"

4 votes

posted by "Kyoto" |
63 votes

Whenever you feel sad...

It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”!

63 votes

posted by "ayush" |
1 votes

Not everyone enjoys singing ensembles...

It's an 'a-choir-ed' taste.

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posted by "Funny Joe" |