"The letter 'W' is the most dangerous alphabet in the world. Because all worries start with 'W'.... Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, and Wealth."
"You're forgetting one."
"Really? Which one?"
Why did the singer climb the ladder?
To reach the high notes.
What do silk worms think about global warming?
Nothing. They don’t read the newspapers!
"Hey, man! Please call me a taxi."
"You got it! (Pause) Sir, YOU are a taxi!"