entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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An actress who suffered from an inferiority complex was complaining to her psychiatrist. "I'm a nothing!" she cried. "I can't sing. I can't remember my lines. I can't dance, I can't even act. I really don't belong in show business."

"Why don't you quit?" the doctor asked.

"I can't," moaned the actress. "I'm a Star!"

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
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A new celebrity restaurant chain is opening up nationwide. It is a partnership between Kareem Abdul Jabarr, Ryan Coffee, and Sugar Ray Leonard.

They're going to call it: "Coffee with Kareem and Sugar"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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It is bad luck to be superstitious.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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When walking into a casino, you are handed a sucker...

Are they trying to tell you something?

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posted by "Gypsy" |