entertainment jokes
Favorite this joke Wayne, who has been impatiently waiting for a friend: "Where have you been all afternoon?"
Friend: "I just saw the movie 'Henry the Sixteenth'."
Wayne: "You mean 'Henry the Eight', where did you get 'Henry the Sixteenth'?"
Friend: "I sat through it twice."
A well known speaker lectured to the members of the literary society. After his address the secretary approached him with a check. This he politely refused, saying that it might be devoted to some charitable purpose.
"Would you mind if we added it to our special fund? " she ask.
"Not at all," said the speaker. "What is the special fund for?"
"To allow us to get a better speaker for next year."
Two people went to the train station and as soon as they reached the station they found the train was just leaving so they started chasing the train, One of them managed to climb aboard and left.
The other guy started laughing so hard. When asked why he was laughing that he got left behind, he said, "The reason I'm laughing is because the guy who got on the train was just escorting me!"
My wife kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad.
But don’t worry...
I’ll return!
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