entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$10.00 won 9 votes
 

A sleeping beggar puts a sign in front of him. The sign reads:

Please do not make noise by dropping coins... Use dollar bills instead.

9 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"

Wife: "How about on your will?"

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$10.00 won 5 votes
 

Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.

Roshan: How did you hurt your head?

Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |
$50.00 won 16 votes

"Mom says that drinking a buffalo's milk makes us smarter."

"She's lying. If it did make one smarter, then the buffalo's calves would be scientists."

16 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |