entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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"Hey, man! Please call me a taxi."
 
"You got it! (Pause) Sir, YOU are a taxi!"

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posted by "Funny joker" |
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A 70 year old man asked his wife, "Do you feel sad when you see me running behind younger women?"

The wife replies, "No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars, doesn't mean they can drive them."

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posted by "worldHappyMan" |
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A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, "Hey, do you see my ear down there?"

The guy on the street picks up an ear and yells back, "Is this it?"

"No," replies the construction worker. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"

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posted by "AllAboutHappiness" |
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A PhD student, a post-doc, and their professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”

“Me first! Me first!” says the PhD student.

“I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman.”

Poof! He’s gone.

“Me next! Me next!” says the post-doc. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.”

Poof! He’s gone.

“You’re next,” the Genie says to the professor.

The professor says, “I want those guys back in the lab after lunch.”

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posted by "AllAboutHappiness" |