pop culture jokes

The twin girls walk into a store. After selecting a few items they go to the cashier.

The cashier looks at them and says, "Are you two girls sisters?"

The twins both laugh and then one says, "Sisters? We aren't even religious."

There are three personality types in this world:

Introvert...
Extrovert...
And Lil Uzi Vert...

What college does Kim Kardashian's daughter want to attend when she grows up?

Northwestern.

Why did Blake Shelton break up with Miranda Lambert?

Because her lips didn't taste like sangria!