Did anyone hear about George Clooney's new genealogical website?
It's called, "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou."
Did anyone hear about that new reality show Justin Bieber's got out now?
It's called "Leave it to Bieber"!
What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?
Zikachu.
Did you see the Russell Crowe movie about the cannibal who ate his mother-in-law?
What? You don't remember that one?
It came out in 2000 and was titled Gladiator.
(glad he ate her).