pop culture jokes

Did you see the Russell Crowe movie about the cannibal who ate his mother-in-law?

What? You don't remember that one?

It came out in 2000 and was titled Gladiator.

(glad he ate her).

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

You follow the fresh prints.

* Put the past behind you, unless you're a time traveler.

* Remember that only James Bond lives twice. You only live once.

* Time makes fools of us all. However, you can't make a fool of time.

* You sometimes get what you want. You can't always get what you need.

It doesn't matter what color the cup is, just DO NOT give it to the "two girls"