Friend: "How old is your boyfriend?"
Me: "He's old, he has a Yahoo email address."
When my wife was sleeping, I drew Mark Hamill on her forehead.
You should have seen the Luke on her face!
So I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is.
Or what kind of trumpet he played!
Elvis Costello and Abba are going to tour together this summer, but we don't know who the headliner is.
So, we'll have to wait to see who's on first.