pop culture jokes

Category: "Pop Culture Jokes"
$7.00 won 5 votes

Back in the day, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash.

Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Inigo Montoya" |
2 votes

A reporter asked Ed Sheeran if he appreciated the curvature of the letter B, but he just shook his head.

They should have known, he had just sung to them about he was in love with the shape of U!

2 votes

posted by "Inigo Montoya" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

10 reasons you might be an artist:

10) You were more concerned about the color of your car than the fuel consumption.
9) The highlights in your hair are from your palette and not Clairol.
8) You are having lunch with the girls and the fragrance you wear is eau d'linseed oil.
7) The only piece of new furniture you have in your home is a $2000 easel.
6) You butter your toast with your fingers, just to feel its texture.
5) You talk about going to a show where the pictures don't move.
4) You know what shade of green the lichen on the trees is.
3) You can't find a nice outfit for your date because everything has paint smears on.
2) Your date ends up with paint smears on her/him.

And the final reason you might be an artist...

#1) If you are over age 50 and still have no health insurance.

6 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

Women call me ugly occasionally, but that’s only until they hear how much money I make...

Then they say I’m poor and ugly.

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |