I went to a Star Wars smoke shop...
You can smoke alright, but you're not allowed to chew-bacca!
What does Batman put in his beverages?
Just ice.
How many quarters does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings arcade game?
None... it only takes Tolkiens!
Billy: When I grow up I want to explore deep into the Amazon Jungle where no one has ever gone before and I want you to go with me.
Bobby: That sounds scary; you wouldn’t put me in harm's way, right?
Billy: Of course not, I love you like a brother Fredo, I mean Bobby.