I haven't sold any copies of my autobiography...
That's the story of my life.
A camel with two humps is a Bactrian camel.
A camel with one hump is a dromedary camel.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey, of course!
Last night, my wife and I watched two movies back to back.
Fortunately for me, I was the one who was facing the television.