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Peter P.

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Member Since : May, 2019
# of jokes posted : 22
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 34.00
$9.00 won 2 votes

I haven't sold any copies of my autobiography...

That's the story of my life.

2 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Peter P." |
$7.00 won 2 votes

A camel with two humps is a Bactrian camel.

A camel with one hump is a dromedary camel.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey, of course!

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Peter P." |
$12.00 won 2 votes

I know a guy who works as a custodian and gardener at a nearby apartment building, and sometimes I earn a couple extra bucks by lending him a hand when he's got a particularly big workload.

He's got some bad habits, though. He asked me if he wanted to share a joint while we were on a break.

I declined. I didn't want to deal with a high maintenance guy.

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Peter P." |
$6.00 won 2 votes

That some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I can't put into words.

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Peter P." |