food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
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Sign at a fast food place: Eat, or we'll both starve!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A customer walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. The waiter brings it out and there's a fly in the bowl.

"Waiter, this soup has a fly in it," the customer says. "Please bring me another."

The waiter walks into the kitchen and tells the chef, "Another fly for the customer."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A football fan's wife says, "I hate it when my husband calls leftovers 'Replays'."

A TV Executive's wife says, "Well my husband calls them 'Reruns'."

Mortician's wife says, "Count yourselves lucky, my husband calls them remains!"

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posted by "Elijah Scot" |
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If we are not to have a midnight snack, then why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |