There was an explosion at a french cheese factory last night...
All that’s left is de Brie...
Why were the tomatoes in the fridge embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing.
I placed an order for fries at my local fast food establishment.
Then, before completing the order, the counter person asked, "Would you like fries with that order?"
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and please make sure the glass is clean."
(The waiter exits, returns.)
Waiter: "Two teas. Who asked for the clean glass?"