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I ate a box of Thin Mints.

I didn’t get any thinner.

I don’t think they work.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Pro tip: if you add coconut oil to your kale...

It makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.

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posted by "Kate Jones" |
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I was sitting at the counter of a restaurant when a gentleman sat in the seat beside me. I watched as he ordered a cup of coffee and put about fifteen spoonful's of sugar in it.

He took a sip without stirring it. I remarked, "You didn't stir your coffee."

He said, "I know, I don't like it sweet."

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posted by "Douglas" |
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A culinary student was learning to make a proper gravy.

His teacher asked, "Did you start with a roux?"

"No, too time consuming," replied the student.

The teacher sternly replied, "Rouxs are meant to be enforced!"

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |