food jokes

The little boy scurried into the mom & pop grocery store with a worried look on his face, handing the clerk a dollar bill.

"What’s this for, sonny?"

"Momma says all she wants is peas and quiet... do you have that?"

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

Because it was cultured.

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eye.

In Heinzsight, I shouldn't have done that.