food jokes

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"Why are you adding cactus to our salad?"

"I heard that cactus stores water in its stem. So I decided to add cactus to make a mouth watering salad."

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posted by "Heaven" |
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Waiter!" shouted the furious diner. "How dare you serve me this! There's a TWIG in my soup!"

"My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

An esca-pea!

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posted by "we are one" |
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |