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A chef friend of mine was trying to come up with a new, unique dish for his restaurant. He took a pot of raw fish and poured alphabet soup all over it.

"What do you think?"

"If you ask me," I replied as I looked into the disgusting pot with the soggy letters swirling around, "this SPELLS disaster."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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I tried Flintstones vitamins once...

I didn't feel any better, but I could stop the car with my feet!

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Why did the banana go to the Doctor?

Because he wasn't peeling well.

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posted by "bigman1956" |
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Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out...

Good news is I can usually sedate him with three or four cupcakes.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |