food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
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A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”

The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry, but you only booked one table…”

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I ate a box of Thin Mints.

I didn’t get any thinner.

I don’t think they work.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Pro tip: if you add coconut oil to your kale...

It makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.

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posted by "Kate Jones" |
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I was sitting at the counter of a restaurant when a gentleman sat in the seat beside me. I watched as he ordered a cup of coffee and put about fifteen spoonful's of sugar in it.

He took a sip without stirring it. I remarked, "You didn't stir your coffee."

He said, "I know, I don't like it sweet."

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posted by "Douglas" |