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Favorite this joke My niece, Sue, plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week...
She's going to call it Best By...
Pete: Someone just stole $125 worth of groceries from my Jeep!
Bob: Well, your Jeep has no top. What did you expect?
Pete: No, no, it wasn't that... I forgot to lock my glove box!
A French Chef had always been interested in Magic. So he went to a Convention of Magicians.
He was attempting a card trick where he had to palm a card to make it disappear, but could not do it without making it obvious.
So he went over to a professional magician and said, "What am I doing wrong with this card trick?
"It's simple," said the pro. "You have Palm Fritz."
Sherlock Holmes was carrying a box of lemons and placed it on Watson’s table.
Watson: Where did you get all those lemons?
Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree.
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