food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
1 votes

Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach...

... and now I am the proud owner of Aisle 4.

1 votes

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posted by "wadejagz" |
4 votes

A man walks into a posh restaurant and orders his meal. While he takes the first bite and is looking around, a monkey swings down and steals his plate from him before he is able to stop it.

The man asks the waiter, "Excuse me sir, who owns the monkey?"

The waiter replies, "It belongs to the piano player."

The man walks over to the piano player and says, "Do you know your monkey stole my food?"

The pianist responds, "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

4 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |
$5.00 won 8 votes

Ban Pre-Shredded cheese!

Make America GRATE again!

8 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "shopin55" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

"How the diet going?"

"Not good, I had eggs for breakfast."

"Scrambled?"

"No, chocolate."

9 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "barber7796" |