food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
$25.00 won 6 votes

When do you stop at green and go at red?

When you are eating a watermelon.

6 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
0 votes

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But smoking bacon will cure it!

0 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head got together and got married...

They then made Tater-Tots.

1 votes

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posted by "Glenn Diamant" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."

7 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "hassam" |