food jokes

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At the end of the year, Apple plans on unveiling their very first restaurant where it will serve breakfast all day, like Denny’s.

They plan on calling it iHop.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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"Darn!" the man said to his friend while weighing himself at the local drug store scale. "I started on a new diet but the scale says I'm heavier than I was before."

Turning to his friend, he said, "Here, hold my jacket." The scale still indicated that he had not lost any weight.

"OK," he said to his friend. "Hold my Twinkies."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Q: What do skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetit!

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posted by "sravanthi" |
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After finishing the 'cured ham' dinner, Mable asked her husband, "I wonder what the ham was cured of?"

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |