food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
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Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"No, it's not," he replied. "Your neighbor forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner."

10 votes

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posted by "Heaven" |
$25.00 won 3 votes
 

Did you see the cereal box and the fruit punch?

Now that’s what I call a food fight.

3 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

Put a lox on it!

2 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
6 votes

What do you do when you receive really, really slow restaurant service?

You call the restaurant and ask if they deliver to TABLE #16.

6 votes

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posted by "Lumbergranny " |