food jokes

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My daughter went to her fast food restaurant and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for minimal lettuce...

He said, "Sorry, but we only carry iceberg lettuce."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What did the egg say to the whisk?

I know when I'm beaten.

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posted by "WomenPower" |
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"Why are you adding cactus to our salad?"

"I heard that cactus stores water in its stem. So I decided to add cactus to make a mouth watering salad."

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posted by "Heaven" |
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Waiter!" shouted the furious diner. "How dare you serve me this! There's a TWIG in my soup!"

"My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."

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posted by "HENNE" |