What is the best thing to put in a pie?
You know have a problem when you stand in your living room to take a picture, and after you say "Cheese", a rat jumps out and says, "Where?"
If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
When ordering a pizza ask that it be cut in 4 slices in place of the normal 8 slices...
That way, it only counts as 4 slices on your diet!