Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: That rascal, yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a Cookbook!
Q: Why were the Cocoa Puffs so afraid of their owner?
A: They heard that he was a cereal killer.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal looks the other one and says...
"Does this meat taste funny to you?"