food jokes

It's so hot here where I live in Florida, that I walked to the store and bought some cookie dough ice cream, and by the time I got home it was cookies.

I do not believe in diets. The closest I've been to a diet is erasing the food searches from my browser history.

What's the worst kind of flower you can give someone?

Cauliflower

The doughnut is the saddest dessert...

... it just can't find its inner piece.