food jokes

Once upon a time, two very sheltered monks visited the US for the first time and wanted to experience life in New York.

Upon visiting and receiving their first hot dogs ever, one monk asked the other, "Which part of the dog did you get?"

My best friend is coming up from California. He's a great guy, lots of laughs, but he does tell some really cheesy jokes!

Ah, Good Ole Monterey Jack!

Some people who don't like seafood complain that it tastes too fishy...

How can you be so arrogant as to eat something and then complain that it tastes like itself???

Why is Popeyes the best fast food chain around?

They fry their chicken in olive oil!