food jokes

Why do French people eat snails?

They don't like fast food!

Our local ice cream store likes to be creative with new names for flavors, but i think they have gone to far with their latest... Chocolate Chip Chipotle.

A lady goes to customer service and asks for a refund on the disposable barbecue she has brought back to the store.

Assistant: "What seems to be the problem, madam?"

Lady: "The food is missing."

Assistant: "I'm sorry?"

Lady: "Look, on the outside of the packaging it clearly shows sausages, chops and burgers. When I opened the package they were missing."

Assistant: "Madam, it says ""contents for illustration purposes only". You have to supply the food."

Lady (somewhat sheepish): "Oh. I may as well take the other two barbecues out of the freezer, then."

Oomga, a cannibal from the Congolese Amazon River Basin tribe went into the local restaurant for a bite to eat. "What's good today?" he asked the waiter.

"Today, we have an unfortunate wayward explorer from Norway. Also, we have three shipwreck survivors from the Spanish militia to pick from. But our special of the day is fabulous," the waiter continued. "She's a tarot card and crystal ball reader, one who specializes in a rather uncommon, vintage method of fortune telling."

"That settles it," Oomga replied. "I'll have the rare medium, well-done."