food jokes

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out...

Good news is I can usually sedate him with three or four cupcakes.

What do you put into soup to make gold?

24 carrots.

When it comes to candy bars, the term fun-sized is misleading.

There is nothing fun about your candy bar being the size of a regular bar.

You should call them what they are... “disappointment-sized.”