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Favorite this joke Two steps for making great tofu:
Step 1: Throw TOFU in the trash.
Step 2: Put a thick RIBEYE STEAK on the grill.
The gingerbread man fell while walking down a steep path and scraped his knees.
He was taken to the cookie doctor who asked, "Have you tried ICING it?"
A chef friend of mine was trying to come up with a new, unique dish for his restaurant. He took a pot of raw fish and poured alphabet soup all over it.
"What do you think?"
"If you ask me," I replied as I looked into the disgusting pot with the soggy letters swirling around, "this SPELLS disaster."
I tried Flintstones vitamins once...
I didn't feel any better, but I could stop the car with my feet!
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