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Cheese You Say?
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You know have a problem when you stand in your living room to take a picture, and after you say "Cheese", a rat jumps out and says, "Where?"

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posted by "TMW 1979" |
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Consumption Correctness
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If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

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Newest Pizza Diet
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When ordering a pizza ask that it be cut in 4 slices in place of the normal 8 slices...

That way, it only counts as 4 slices on your diet!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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The Price of Hunger
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Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach...

... and now I am the proud owner of Aisle 4.

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posted by "wadejagz" |