food jokes

Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced?

It had grater plans.

One waiter complained to another, “It took me all morning to fill this salt shaker.”

“Why did it take you so long?” asked the other.

“Do you have any idea how hard it is to get the salt through those little holes on top?”

If one could get salmonella from eating raw chicken...

Can one get chickenella from eating raw salmon?

Two businessmen walk into a diner in the countryside. They have decided to stop there for lunch, so without ordering anything they sit down, take out sandwiches from their bags and begin to eat them.

The waiter sees this and says to them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

So the businessmen look at each other, shrug, and swap sandwiches.