At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.
When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: "Is this pig?"
Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly, "Which end of the fork are you referring to?"
A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”
The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry, but you only booked one table…”
I ate a box of Thin Mints.
I didn’t get any thinner.
I don’t think they work.
Pro tip: if you add coconut oil to your kale...
It makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.