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Favorite this joke My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.
"Well Mary," said the man, "near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we've got a hog back on the farm worth at least $137,000."
There was an explosion at a french cheese factory last night...
All that’s left is de Brie...
Why were the tomatoes in the fridge embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing.
I placed an order for fries at my local fast food establishment.
Then, before completing the order, the counter person asked, "Would you like fries with that order?"
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