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Customer: "Please cut it into only four. I won't be able to eat eight pieces."
Splenda Daddy - a person who tries to be a Sugar Daddy, but just doesn't have enough funds for it.
A man opens an outdoor stand to sell bagels and puts up a sign, "50 cents each." A jogger runs past and puts 50 cents into the bucket but doesn't take a bagel. The next day, he does the same thing. For weeks and then months, this goes on.
One day, as he's jogging past, the owner joins him. The jogger laughs and says, "I know why you're here. You want to know why I always put money in the bucket and never take a bagel?"
"No," says the owner, "not that. I just want to tell you that the bagels have gone up to 60 cents."
With all the additives they put in food today you have to be very very careful about what you eat.
Why just the other day I was eating at a fast food place and I found potato in my French fries.
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