food jokes
Favorite this joke I was sitting at the counter of a restaurant when a gentleman sat in the seat beside me. I watched as he ordered a cup of coffee and put about fifteen spoonful's of sugar in it.
He took a sip without stirring it. I remarked, "You didn't stir your coffee."
He said, "I know, I don't like it sweet."
A culinary student was learning to make a proper gravy.
His teacher asked, "Did you start with a roux?"
"No, too time consuming," replied the student.
The teacher sternly replied, "Rouxs are meant to be enforced!"
A friend of mine one day hadn’t eaten in over twelve hours. He says to me, “Man, I’m hungry!”
I quickly reply, “I thought your name was Alfred, not hungry?"
A man enters the kitchen, opens the sugar box, looks inside and closes it.
He does it again and again. Why?
Because the doctor told him to check his sugar levels regularly.
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