food jokes

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset; cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing. It's such a shame good people have to die fusilli reasons.

It was a farfalle from grace.

My daughter went to her fast food restaurant and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for minimal lettuce...

He said, "Sorry, but we only carry iceberg lettuce."