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The Salad Diet
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Following my diet plan for tonight, I had a salad that had lots of croutons and tomatoes.

Actually, I only had one big round crouton, covered with tomato sauce and cheese.

Fine, maybe I had a pizza.

Ok, I confess, I ate a whole pizza!

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Stuck in the Desert
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Why is it quite impossible to starve in the desert?

Because you can always enjoy the sand which is there.

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Did You Hear About the Orange
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Did you hear about the Orange who lost his seat to a Tangerine?

He should have Satsuma...

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posted by "Mike Winter" |
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The Quick Easy Diet
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I just finished a 14 day diet plan... in 6 hours and 32 minutes!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |