Me: "I'll have the french dip."

Waitress: "French Fries?"

Me: "No, I'll Have the FRENCH DIP."

Waitress: (nods) "French Fries?"

Me: "No, I want the french dip. It's a beef sandwich that come with au jous sauce that you can dip it in."

Waitress: "Yes, I know what a french dip is. But would you like french fries with that?"

Me: "Oh. Yes, thank you."