When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you are eating a watermelon.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head got together and got married...
They then made Tater-Tots.
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."