Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...
I believe he was a stalker.
If I eat healthy today, then I can have one piece of candy as a reward.
If I eat unhealthy, I can have the whole bag.
A long time ago, while traveling in north Africa, I fell in love with the cuisine so I bought cookbook while I was in Morocco.
When I came back to the States -- that's what we experienced travelers call America -- I made some of the recipes. The one for biscuits called for fresh thyme, but I only had an old jar of dried stuff so I used it and added a tad extra water. We chefs learn to adapt.
The biscuits turned out well; as I reminisce, I liked that old thyme Moroccan roll.
I always believed onions were the only food that could make you cry...
Until my dad hit me in the face with a coconut!