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Favorite this joke Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.
Teach a man to fish...
And he's going to spend a fortune on gear he'll use twice a year!
They say you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you're hungry...
But I ran out of food a few days ago, and it's just getting worse!
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cash-ewwww!
Starving after hours of driving nonstop, my husband and I pulled over at a truck stop. While he gassed up the car, I went into the restaurant and placed our order to go.
After writing it all down, the girl behind the register asked, “Will that be all for you?”
“No,” I replied a bit defensively. “Some of it’s for my husband.”
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