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Favorite this joke ”Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!”
”Keep it down, sir, or everyone will want one.”
Dance instructor says, "Everyone get in line and we will get started learning the salsa!"
Me, hiding a bag of tortilla chips, “I think there’s been a misunderstanding..."
Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice.
But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the stuff. It goes down real rough."
"Well," she asked, "how long did you cook it?"
"You're supposed to cook it?" he said.
I recently had dinner at a seafood restaurant. Upon being seated the waiter arrives promptly to take my order.
I ask, "Do you have frog legs?"
My waiter answered, "No, that's just the way I walk!"
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