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I ate a salad for lunch today! Well, mostly croutons and tomatoes...

Actually one big round crouton and tomato sauce. And cheese...

FINE! It was a pizza. I ate a pizza for lunch!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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One day, I saw a friend of mine crying over a bag of chips.

I asked him what's wrong and he said that he was just following the instruction written on the bag of chips.

"Tear here to open!"

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posted by "JokeADayIsABigJoke" |
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After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entree, is that a steak or a fillet?"

After giving me a confused look, she replied. "Neither, it's a fish."

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posted by "outward" |
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A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself.

After he was given the check, he summoned the headwaiter. "Ah, my friend," he said, "that was a delicious meal! Perhaps you don't remember that I was a guest at this same table just about a year ago. And at that time I couldn't pay the check, so you, sir had me thrown out in full view of all the other diners."

"I am so sorry, sir," said the head waiter, "but, you understand-"

"Oh it's quite all right," interrupted the gentleman, "but I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you again."

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posted by "HENNE" |