food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
2 votes

What is the shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Peach Cobbler.

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posted by "Robert Hill" |
2 votes

I just burned 2,000 calories...

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

2 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$10.00 won 7 votes
 

I bought fresh bread at the bakery this morning.

CIABATTA?

No, it was a fixed price!

7 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "shopin55" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"No, it's not," he replied. "Your neighbor forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner."

10 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Heaven" |