"What have you had for breakfast?" I asked my wife on the first day of her diet.
"Eggs," she said.
"Scrambled or hard boiled?" I asked.
"No, Cadbury Creme," she replied.
What sweet confection might professional boxers enjoy most?
When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you are eating a watermelon.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it!