food jokes

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Why does the fast food outlet that is named after a daughter serve square hamburger patties?

Because they never cut corners!

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posted by "barber7796" |
1 votes

Patron at a restaurant: "I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call the manager!"

Waiter: "Well that won't change anything, he won't eat it either."

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posted by "zacdehduck" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

How do Spanish cows say thanks for the food that he eats?

“Moo-chas Grass-ias!”

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

My husband and I had gone to a restaurant with friends. When the hostess led us to a circular booth, we noticed the vinyl seat was covered with crumbs and asked if it could be cleaned off.

The young woman sat down at one end of the booth, slid around to the other side, then sprang up with a smile as she asked, "Did I get it all?"

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posted by "HENNE" |