food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
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A boy was sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sat down next to him and said, “Eating so much chocolate isn’t good for you boy.”

The boy answered, “My grandfather died when he was 112 years old.”

The man asked, “Do you think he lived so long because he was eating lots of chocolate?”

The boy answered, “He lived so long because he minded his own business.”

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
3 votes

Why is it when I eat a 2 oz chocolate bar, I always gain a pound...

But when I choose NOT to eat the same bar, I don't lose a pound???

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$10.00 won 6 votes
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What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.

"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.

Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"

"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

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posted by "HENNE" |
$25.00 won 8 votes
 

A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £1.50.

A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £1.75.

A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean!

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posted by "Adie Peter" |