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Do you know why the banana put aloe vera on its sunburn?

Because it was peeling.

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posted by "Rolley Marvel" |
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Customer: "Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud."

Waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

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Al: This looks like a joke I once told.

Bob: You can't see a joke, Al.

Al: You can once you get hit with tomatoes.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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As I was eating a piece of Christmas chocolate my wife told me about an article she had read about chocolate.

Seems that the article indicated that for every piece of chocolate one eats that your life is reduced by 2 minutes.

By this standard I figure that I have been dead since 1875.

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posted by "barber7796" |