food jokes

Riddle me this...

If 2 vegans fight, is it still a beef?

Or is it a beet down?

A Mexican restaurant I pulled up to looked great. Only one problem - it wasn't open.

So I jotted down the name for another day. Just then, a man came out of the restaurant and took a peek at what I'd written.

"That's not the name of the restaurant," he said, pointing to the sign over the door. "That's Spanish for 'Closed on Mondays.'"

The other day, I was watching a cooking show where they used leftover beer to make batter for chicken wings.

What surprised me most about this was the fact that anyone would have leftover beer!