food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
$15.00 won 7 votes

An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city.

Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here."

"You'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the busy waiter. "I can only serve one table at a time.

7 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 3 votes
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Do you know why the banana put aloe vera on its sunburn?

Because it was peeling.

3 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Rolley Marvel" |
1 votes

Customer: "Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud."

Waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

1 votes

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posted by "Patsy Christian" |
$50.00 won 2 votes
 

Al: This looks like a joke I once told.

Bob: You can't see a joke, Al.

Al: You can once you get hit with tomatoes.

2 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |