religious jokes

Category: "Religious Jokes"
$12.00 won 5 votes
 

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it.

"Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector.

"Yes, that was it!"

"You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at an auction for half a million dollars!"

"Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther."

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "HENNE" |
1 votes

A priest suddenly became ill and asked his twin brother, also a priest, to fill in for him and conduct a funeral Mass scheduled for that day. His brother, of course, agreed.

It was not until the brother was accompanying the casket down the aisle, however, that he realized that he had neglected to ask the gender of the deceased. This was information that he would need for his remarks during the service.

Thinking quickly, as he approached the first pew where the deceased's relatives were seated, he nodded toward the casket and whispered to one woman, "Brother or sister?"

"Cousin," she replied.

1 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

A mother asked her little boy what he’d learned that day in Sunday school. He said it was about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.

Mother: "Really?"

Little Boy: "Yes. Gladly, the cross I’d bear."

2 votes

posted by "Glenn Diamant" |
1 votes

I found a wallet with 20 dollars in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"

So I turned it into wine.

1 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |