One day a man dies and goes to heaven. There, he sees St. Peter at the entrance.
Before he went in, Peter stopped him and said, "Sorry, but you have told too many lies to be allowed here."
The man looked at him sadly and said, "Have a heart, you were once a fisherman yourself."
When Adam stayed out late for a few nights, Eve became suspicious and upset. "You're running around with other women, aren't you?" she accused.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam asked, half asleep.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.