religious jokes

Category: "Religious Jokes"
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One day a man dies and goes to heaven. There, he sees St. Peter at the entrance.

Before he went in, Peter stopped him and said, "Sorry, but you have told too many lies to be allowed here."

The man looked at him sadly and said, "Have a heart, you were once a fisherman yourself."

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posted by "Elijah Scot" |
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple.

But with extremely limited memory.

Just 1 byte.

Then everything crashed.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Did you know that Adam and Eve were the first couple to not read and understand the fine print on their Apple contract?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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When Adam stayed out late for a few nights, Eve became suspicious and upset. "You're running around with other women, aren't you?" she accused.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth."

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam asked, half asleep.

"Counting your ribs," said Eve.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |