religious jokes

Category: "Religious Jokes"
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The morning before Christmas Adam arose and said, "It's Christmas, Eve."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?


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posted by "Benjones" |
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The priest said to the poor farmer, "If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?"


"And if you had a cow?"


"And a goat?"


"A pig?"

"Now, that's not fair!" protested the farmer. "You know I have a pig!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What kind of cheese can you take to church?

Swiss cheese, it's holey!

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posted by "Patsy Christian" |