Most people don't know that the oldest computer in history happened to be an 'Apple'.
It was created around the same time as Adam and Eve and came in several colors and sizes with a satin, semi or high-gloss finish.
Unfortunately, one 'byte' was all it took before everything crashed!
The Sunday school teacher asked her preschool class, "How many of you would like to go to Heaven?"
All the children raised their hands except Tommy. The teacher asked Tommy why he wouldn't like to go to Heaven.
Tommy answered, "I'm sorry, but I can't. My mother told me to come right home after Sunday school."