religious jokes

Category: "Religious Jokes"
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If Jesus, was the son of Mary...

And Jesus is the “Lamb of God”...

Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Sister Grace at the convent opened a letter from home and found a $100 bill from her parents. She smiled at the gesture. As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily-dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below.

Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair. Sister Grace" on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, and tossed it out the window. The stranger picked it up and read the note. He tipped his hat to Sister Grace and hurried away.

The next day, Sister Grace was told that a man was asking to see her. She went down and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills.

"What's this?" she asked.

"That's your $8,000, sister," he replied. "'Don't Despair' paid 80-to-1."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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If God had used the metric system, would there have been ten disciples instead of twelve?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A man and his ten-year-old son were on a fishing trip miles from home. At the boy's insistence, they decided to attend the Sunday worship service at a small rural church. The father forgot to bring any cash, so he reached in his pocket and gave his son three quarters to drop in the offering plate as it was passed.

As they walked back to their car after the service, the father complained. "The service was too long," he lamented. "The sermon was slow and boring, and the singing was off key."

Finally the boy said, "Daddy, I thought it was pretty good for 75 cents."

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posted by "wadejagz" |