religious jokes

Category: "Religious Jokes"
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What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the Bible?

An eighth-eist.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?

Because they have literally no chants in Hell.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Six-year-old Ned's mother was looking through an old family Bible when an oak leaf fell out.

Ned said, "That must be Adam's."

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posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
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A preacher stood up before his congregation and said, "I have so much to say, I don't know where to begin."

Someone in the pew shouted, "How about somewhere close to the end?"

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posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |