religious jokes

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At a church in Mississippi, the pastor announced that their prison choir would be singing the following evening. I wasn't aware there was a prison in the vicinity, so I looked forward to hearing them.

The next evening, I was puzzled when members of the church approached the stage. Then the pastor introduced them.

"This is our prison choir," he said, "they're behind a few bars and always looking for the key."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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One day a man dies and goes to heaven. There, he sees St. Peter at the entrance.

Before he went in, Peter stopped him and said, "Sorry, but you have told too many lies to be allowed here."

The man looked at him sadly and said, "Have a heart, you were once a fisherman yourself."

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posted by "Elijah Scot" |
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple.

But with extremely limited memory.

Just 1 byte.

Then everything crashed.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Did you know that Adam and Eve were the first couple to not read and understand the fine print on their Apple contract?

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posted by "wadejagz" |