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A man was finally rescued, after having been on a deserted island for 10 years. The first question he was asked was why there were three huts on the island if he was alone.
He replied, "The first one is my home, the second is my church and the third is the church I used to attend."
Both my wife and I are bad cooks.
Our cooking is so bad, that our kids have started praying after we've had dinner.
Q. What was Adam and Eve's address after they were thrown out the Garden of Eden?
A. 281 Apple
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