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Favorite this joke My aunt is a church official who organizes parishioners’ personal information.
Her job title is Nun of Your Business.
Two pastors died in a car accident and were immediately taken up to heaven by an angel.
As they were approaching heaven, they saw how beautiful it was and one of them asked the angel, "What the hell is that?"
A preacher challenged his wife and criticized her actions after finding a dress costing $250 in her bag. He said, "You know we are on an incredibly tight budget.
The wife admitted that she was wrong but explained she was tempted by the devil who followed her to the shopping mall.
The man rested a hand on the woman's shoulders and spoke softly, asking her to constantly resist the devil with the command, "Get behind me, Satan!"
The preacher's wife response was: "I did, and he said 'The dress even looks good from back here.'"
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...
Forgive me, for I have synonymed.
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