A man and his son walk into a shoe store when the sales man asks, "How can I help you?" The man says he has a dinner to go to and is looking for the right type of shoes. The salesman asks if he is looking for dress shoes, the little boy pipes up and says," but my dad doesn’t wear dresses."
Q. Why did the kid eat his homework?
A. His teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Teacher: What does your father do for a living?
Student: He is a magician.
Teacher: what is his favorite event.
Student: He cuts people in two.
Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Student: One half-brother and one half-sister....
Mom says to her daughter: " Jennie you have your boot on the wrong foot!
Little Jennie replies, "Mommy, I didn't know I had a wrong foot".