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Favorite this joke My daughter was listening to her radio in the other room, I yelled out to her and ask, "What the heck is that disturbing noise?"
She replied, "That's my radio daddy."
I said, "Well try mine it doesn't sound like that!"
Entering first grade, I was ask by the teacher if I had learned my ABCs and could I count to 100? I answered yes I had, now can I be a Pharmacist?
Three young boys stand around talking about how fast their dads are.
First boy said my dad is so fast he can turn the light off and still get in bed before the light goes out.
Second boy goes my dad is so fast he can turn the hose off run to the end still get a full glass of water.
Third boy says my dad is so fast, he has a government job he gets off of work at 5 and he's home by 3.
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