kid jokes

Q. Why did the kid eat his homework?
A. His teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Teacher: What does your father do for a living?
Student: He is a magician.
Teacher: what is his favorite event.
Student: He cuts people in two.
Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Student: One half-brother and one half-sister....

Mom says to her daughter: " Jennie you have your boot on the wrong foot!
Little Jennie replies, "Mommy, I didn't know I had a wrong foot".

Q: Why did the turtle cross the street?
A: To get to the shell station