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A hat said to the coat on the coat rack, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."

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posted by "Jennifer McKeen" |
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The man in the cafe asked the waiter, "What is this mouse doing in my alphabet soup?"

The waiter looked for a minute and said, "Learning to read sir."

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll.
When she came to the cash register she asked, “What does this cost?"
"For a sweet little girl like you," replied the man (feeling generous)"I'll charge only one little kiss."
"Thanks" replied the tot. "Grandma said whatever it is, to charge it and she'll be by tomorrow to pay for it."

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posted by "Al Yoder" |
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

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posted by "Laura1002" |